Sunday, June 30, 2013

Mallika in a Bra & Panty

1:50 AM by UnknownNo comments
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard:    Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Namaste Sasur Ji

1:47 AM by UnknownNo comments
Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh
patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati –                           Namaste Sasur Ji

                               

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Charger to mere paas hai

7:23 AM by UnknownNo comments
Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.
Sardar hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

Teri ek behen meri biwi hai

6:27 AM by UnknownNo comments
Ek din Sardar jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

ROCK music

6:06 AM by UnknownNo comments
A guy in a mental hospital, placed two stones in his ears ..

The doctor asked him,
"What are you doing?"

he replied,
"I'm listening to ROCK music!"

I Love You Didi

6:05 AM by UnknownNo comments
Ek din Raj ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Raj : I love you Didi!!!!