Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

11:20 PM by UnknownNo comments
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom:      Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Robber killed a clerk

12:15 AM by UnknownNo comments
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Monkey ne poocha

12:20 AM by UnknownNo comments
Raj ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
 Raj:        Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
 Ram:      Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Machchhar Says Maa.

5:15 AM by UnknownNo comments
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Mallika in a Bra & Panty

1:50 AM by UnknownNo comments
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard:    Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Thursday, June 6, 2013

I Love You Didi

6:05 AM by UnknownNo comments
Ek din Raj ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Raj : I love you Didi!!!!