Latest Hindi Jokes

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Kisi ladki se pyar karte hain

11:24 PM by UnknownNo comments

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai...
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain...
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte

Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

11:20 PM by UnknownNo comments

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Robber killed a clerk

12:15 AM by UnknownNo comments

After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

I Like Ur Teeth

12:15 AM by UnknownNo comments

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.

My name is black lion

12:14 AM by UnknownNo comments

Girl: Your Name Please?
Boy : black lion
Girl: are you joking?
Boy : no, it means kaalu singh.
Boy : and ur's
Girl: Soft underwear
Boy : are you joking?
Girl: no it means komal chadda.

Sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo

12:13 AM by UnknownNo comments

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

But I really love you

12:12 AM by UnknownNo comments

Boy: I am not rich like Raj, I don't even have a bid car like Raj. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Raj..

Makkhiya maar rha hu

12:12 AM by UnknownNo comments

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.

Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

12:11 AM by UnknownNo comments

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

12:10 AM by UnknownNo comments

Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Monkey ne poocha

12:20 AM by UnknownNo comments

Raj ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
Raj: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Ram: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.

Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun

12:16 AM by UnknownNo comments

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!