Showing posts with label Husband/Wife Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband/Wife Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Kisi ladki se pyar karte hain

11:24 PM by UnknownNo comments
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai...
Malkin:   Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain...
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Makkhiya maar rha hu

12:12 AM by UnknownNo comments
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.

Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

12:11 AM by UnknownNo comments
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Kya Kar Rahe Ho

1:54 AM by UnknownNo comments
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

Namaste Sasur Ji

1:47 AM by UnknownNo comments
Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh
patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati –                           Namaste Sasur Ji